Masha Metamorph April 30, 2017 adulting, opinion I Forgive You For Being Slow to Respond to Non-Urgent Emails. Masha Metamorph April 30, 2017 adulting, opinion Do I expect people to drop what they're doing and immediately take the time to write paragraphs back that both empathize with what I shared and catch me up on their own experiences. No. But alas, everyone seems to think I do.